Today Isaac asked me why the F* word was bad?
This is how the conversation went;
Isaac: Why is F* a bad word?
5 second silence
Me: Well, do you know how daddies and mommies make babies?
Isaac: They eat a lot, and that makes babies
5 second silence with me not trying to laugh
Me: Well there is something else that parents need to do to make babies. There is a nice and crude way to describe that process. And F* is just a crude option.
Isaac: OK
There were no further questions. Either I totally confused him, OR I really did answer his question (for now at least), but I am glad it went no further because I don't know if I could have possibly made that leap from 'eating a lot' to actual details of the birds and the bees.
1 comment:
hahaha....this is hilarious!
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